Doca Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Dobio Mujo poziv od brata da ga poseti u Njujorku i zadesi se 11 Sept. bas u avionu koji je udario u kule. Srusile se obe kule, na ulici hiljade ljudi svi zanemeli i gledaju kako se polako sleze prasina na brdo rusevina, kad pocese da se mrdaju neke grede i blokovi na rusevini... svi zabezeknuti... iskobelja se iz njih Mujo nekako, sav beo ... otresa sa sebe prasinu i gundja: ... e jeb'o vas 'vaki aerodrom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonac Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 HahahahHha zadnja dva jaka !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELJIC Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Ulaze tri narkomana u taksi, sedaju na zadnje sediste. Taksista vidi kako su uradjeni, upali auto, ugasi i kaze: - momci 2000 dinara. Prvi narkoman izlazi i kaze hvala gospodine, drugi izvadi pare i plati, a treci udari taksistu po glavi i kaze: - Gde jurcas pi**a ti materina hoces da poginemo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Glavni italijanski mafijaš otkrije da ga potkrada njegov knjigovođa, Guido, i ukrao mu je $10 miliona. Njegov knjigovođa je gluvonem. To je i bio razlog što je dobio posao. Pretpostavili su da Guido nema ništa da čuje pa ne može da svedoči na sudu. Ode mafiozo kod Guida za njegovih $10 milliona, i vodi advokata da mu prevodi na znakovni jezik.Kaže mafiozo da prevede: "Pitaj ga gde su pare!" Advokat, koristeći znakovni jezik, pita Guida: "Gde su pare?" Guido mu odgovara: "Nemam pojma o čemu pričaš." Advokat prevodi mafiozi: "Kaže da nema pojma o čemu pričaš." Mafiozo vadi pištolj, uperi Guidu u glavu i reče: "Bolje da se priseti ili ću da ga ubijem!" Advokat kaže Guidu: "Ubiće te ako mu ne kažeš." Guido mu odgovori na znakovnom jeziku: "OK! Pobedio si! Pare su u braon aktovci, zakopane iza kuće mog ujaka Bruna." Mafiozo pita advokata: "Šta kaže?" Advokat: "Kaže da nemaš muda da opališ!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Mladi Rade je za 1000 evra kupio konja od gazde s imanja. Gazda je obećao isporuku sledeći dan. Taj dan je gazda došao i rekao: "Žao mi je, momče, konj je crkao." Rade je rekao: "Dobro, vratite mi onda moj novac." Gazda: "Žao mi je, ne mogu, već sam to potrošio." Rade: "Onda mi donesite crknutog konja." Gazda: "Zašto?" Rade: "Raspisaću lutriju! Nagrada je konj" Gazda: "Ne možete to uraditi!" Rade: "Mogu, samo gledajte! I nemojte nikome reći da je konj uginuo." Mesec dana kasnije gazda sretne Radeta i pita ga šta je bilo? Rade: "Ništa posebno. Raspisao sam lutriju. Uplatni listić je bio 5 evra. Prodao sam ih 2.000 i zaradio 10.000 evra" Gazda: "Zar se niko nije žalio?" Rade: "Da. Samo tip koji je dobio glavni dobitak. Vratio sam mu njegovih 5 eura i pokazao crknutog konja. Nije se bunio! Rade sada radi u banci i možda "radi" Vas? P. S. Banke samo rade svoj posao i uvek nadju nove konje! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srdjan. Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 -Sta radi mali ciga na casu matematike...? -Gleda i neveruje 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dejan1724 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Ide zena ulicom i drzi dete za rukumali kaze: Mama sto sam ja crn a ti bela?Cuti dete, kakva je zurka bila, mogo si da budes i doberman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krle Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Opet me dobro nasmejao..Micko legendahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfz8ZfNzPx4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxJVEm0gBfY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebojsa1 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Kambodzansko prase izgleda ko bernandinac... Kakav ludak!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boza rus Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Opet me dobro nasmejao..Micko legendahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfz8ZfNzPx4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxJVEm0gBfYAHHAHAHA OVAJ drugi je bolji....skoro da sam pao sa stolice koliko sam se smejao...cim prase predje 50kg nije za kucu hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Simke 011 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Šta kaže ciganin kada vidi Tuarega "vidi kolki golf" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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milivoj Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Pogle ovo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jgjk3DsN7c#t=111 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Jos jedni izbori... pa rekonstrukcija, pa gej parada i eto vec nova godina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Apelujem na muskarce da podignu standarde po pitanju devojaka!Zato sto jeb@te svasta, zato i imamo gomile seljanki nabedjenih da su ribe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carp Yo Yo Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Pita Mujo Fatu: šta bi ti da ja dobijem na lotu ?- Kaže Fata: uzela bi pola i ostavila te!- Mujo izvadi 20 maraka iz džepa, pruži Fati 10 i kaže: Razguli ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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