Krle Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Chuck Norris u Srbiji - U "48 sati svadbi" bi se oženio za pet minuta. - Ne bi povredio poslovnik, vec poslanike. - Podigao bi dinar iznad evra. - Pogledom bi ponovo založio peć u Smederevu. - Zalupio bi slušalicu Olji Bećković. - Pozajmio bi pare Miškovicu. - Isplatio bi rezerviste. - Iskopao bi metro za jedan dan a tokom pauze za ručak napravio bi tri mosta. - Kad bi upoznao Batu Živojinovića, konačno bi shvatio šta je to strah. - Smenio bi Mrkonjića pre roka. - Preveo bi rečcu 'bre' na engleski. - Srebrno jezero bi postalo zlatno. - "Pire za minut" bi skuvao za pola minuta. - Dobio bi osmicu na lotou. - Uspeo bi da pošalje SMS u novogodišnjoj noci. - Prodao bi Kinezima neke krpice. - Kad bi se vozio prevozom, vozač i kontrolori bi morali da kupe karte. - Parking servis bi morao da mu opere i natankuje džip. - Ne bi se izuvao u gostima. - Ulogovao bi se na Internet preko "Smederevca". - Vozio bi tramvaj "dvojku" kroz Knez-Mihailovu. - Vozeći "Jugo", pobedio bi u trci Formule 1 - Naterao bi šalterske službenice da se nasmeju. - Smeo bi da se šepuri po Zemunu. - Vozom bi do Bara stigao pre lokomotive. - Pronašao bi početak kruga dvojke. - Dobijao bi od lekara plave koverte. - Zaradio bi milijardu na "Milioneru". - Zakinuo bi na meri kasapinu. - Našao bi kuglicu kod šibicara. - Švercovao bi se u taksiju. - Na vrbi bi zaista rodilo grožde. - Ispravio bi krivu Drinu. - Naterao bi Holandiju da prebaci Haški tribunal u Srbiju. - Imao bi i jare i pare. - Znao bi pravu cenu Musinog jarca i kajgane Svetog Petra. - Pobedio bi Mladića u žmurkama. - Pre skoka bi rekao hop. - Diplomirao bi u Kragujevcu bez dinara. - Došao bi u Zvezdinom dresu na južnu tribinu. - Uspeo bi da preživi od prosečne plate. - Znao bi gde je taj kuloar. - Naterao bi Krkobabića da bude ministar omladine i sporta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vojkan Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Kad Chuck povede kolo, ne vrti maramicu vec jorgan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putinci Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 zalupio bi slusalicu Olji Beckovic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putinci Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 e da naterao bi Milku Canic da kaze DOBAR DAN :clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putinci Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/Milan_025/46770_127842360597270_100001145192093_149473_4452666_n.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladimir bog Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 napravio bi kucu u kojoj se rodio... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Sta bi radio na severnoj tribini...ono sto mu se kaze!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkovip Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 sta radi Chuck Norris u Batajnici...bezi iz Zemuna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nesa Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 sta radi Chuck Norris u Batajnici...bezi iz Zemuna Znachi Dare za ovo imash pice kad se vidimo!!!:drinks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladimir bog Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 do beskonacno moze da broji dva puta za redom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladan Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 JUTROS PUCALI NA CAK NORISA...metak u kriticnom stanju! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 cak noris moze da odmuti kajganu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkovip Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Znachi Dare za ovo imash pice kad se vidimo!!!:drinks:Ma nije problem neso..ovo sam sam izmislio iz glave.... :drinks: :friends: :friends: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneMk Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Nije za ovde ali u zadnje vreme najbolje shto sam cuo Cak norisa je rodila tetka a zashto jer niko nesme mamu da mu j.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladimir bog Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa.... :yahoo: extra!!!!!! imas pivo za ovo kolega.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlocko Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Da se dokaze morao bi da provali i na exyucarp postavi neki carp novitet pre Janeta...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlocko Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Mada se to moze svrstati u ono sta Chuck Norris ne moze da uradi nikako..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rott Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 cak noris kuva kukuruz bez vode :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrija Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 cak noris kuva kukuruz bez vode Ne ne , njemu se kukuruz fermentira bez kuvanja, nema potrebe da kuva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdaaa Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Kad ja prdnem Cak NOris padne u nesvest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laci Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri/78117 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacid Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Cak noris koristi Domestos kao kapi za oci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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